She's Lost Her Man

Pitter patter natter mutter

Poking about and putter putter

A nail a broom an old tin can

But where oh where did she put that man?

Noah Or Norah

What's the difference between Noah and Norah?

Noah stands 'round six foot ten,

And Norah, well, frankly, she's a hen.

But you want to know what the real difference is?

R my friend, r.

Strange Boy

Little Toby scabby knees

Got them scabs from climbin' trees

Don't use his hands and feet, you sees

He uses elbows, he uses knees