Animal Gossip



Mrs. Snout was a fine fat pig

And a fine fat pig was she;

Married was she to a certain Mr. Hog,

And children they had three.

No, they weren't grrriggles, they weren't pog-dogs,

They were two giraffes and one pollywog!







Twins



Ned and Fred twin brothers are

Everyone finds it confusin'

See, there's only two that can tell 'em apart

Their twin sisters Sally and Susan







Lilacs In Spring



If you want to get drunk

Smell the lilacs in spring

The lilacs in spring

The lilacs in spring

Go to your window some cool twilight

And get drunk on the smell

Of lilacs in spring

Lilacs in spring

Lilacs in spring

Turn your nose to that sweet delight

And get drunk on the smell

Of lilacs in spring









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