Animal Gossip



Mrs. Snout was a fine fat pig,

And a fine fat pig was she;

Married was she,

So I'm told, you see,

To a certain fine fat Mr. Hog.

But what's so queer –

Just wait till you hear –

Yes, of children they had three;

But no, my dear,

Listen close, my dear,

They weren't grrriggles

And they weren't pog-dogs,

They were two giraffes

And a pollywog!







Twins



Ned and Fred twin brothers are

Everyone finds it confusin'

See, there's only two that can tell 'em apart

Their twin sisters Sally and Susan







Lilacs In Spring



If you want to get drunk

Smell the lilacs in spring

Lilacs in spring

Lilacs in spring

Go to your window some cool twilight

Turn your nose to the sweet delight

Of lilacs in spring

Lilacs in spring

If you want to get drunk

Smell the lilacs in spring









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